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Excerpts from my nomadic surrealist novel Never Mind the Beasts (Dostoyevsky Wannabe 2020).

Mercurius Magazine

February 3, 2021
Down the Shankill

January 31, 2021
Doom Drone

January 17, 2021
Post Punk

December 31, 2020
Squirrels and Ooglers

December 20, 2020
Travels from Never Mind the Beasts (Part One)

December 8, 2020
Pink Gums

December 6, 2020
The Future is in the Wind

November 29, 2020
LOVE IS TO SPOON AS ROCK IS TO CHIP

October 8, 2020
SOUTH KOREA 2006

September 6, 2020
THE DOCKLANDS

August 5, 2020
BORA

August 1, 2020
YOUNG LOVE

July 18, 2020
THE TRIAL

July 5, 2020
THE HOLY MISSION

June 30, 2020
COFFEE HALL

June 21, 2020
NEVER MIND THE BEASTS OPENING

June 10, 2020
Class consciousness

June 10, 2020
VITAMINS AND MINERALS

June 8, 2020
HOT OFF THE PRESS

May 29, 2020
MILTON KEYNES 2

May 24, 2020
MILTON KEYNES 1

May 15, 2020
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

May 10, 2020
COVER FOR NEVER MIND THE BEASTS

May 10, 2020
READING FROM NEVER MIND THE BEASTS PART ONE

May 9, 2020
Mutation

May 6, 2020
Stay at Home Glasgow Fringe Festival

May 1, 2020
Zion

April 24, 2020
A PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN

April 23, 2020
Fruit Flies

April 22, 2020
WHAT IS A BATHTUB?

April 15, 2020
DESTROYER AND PRESERVER

April 8, 2020
WET N’WILD

April 6, 2020
The Strip

April 4, 2020
SKULL

March 27, 2020
SQUIRRELS

March 22, 2020
ROME

March 11, 2020
COLONY

March 9, 2020
RABBIT HAT

March 9, 2020
920

March 8, 2020
HUNK

March 7, 2020
MEAT HELPER

March 1, 2020
JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

February 27, 2020
WANKER

February 23, 2020
God is Watching You

February 14, 2020
HOWLING DOGS & CRINKLED WHISPERS

February 1, 2020
Survival of the Fittest

January 26, 2020
HAMMER AND PIGGY

December 7, 2019
All American

November 16, 2019
Miniature Gorilla

November 9, 2019
Invisible Monsters

July 19, 2019
The Hacking Powders

October 29, 2018
THE TIGERS

August 20, 2018
THE POWER OF HERMITS

August 11, 2018
A RABBIT HAT ADVENTURE IN LONDON

August 7, 2018
MR WHISKERS WITHOUT THE PICNIC BASKET

May 15, 2018
ON FATHERS

May 4, 2018
THE BOMB, THE DEMONS, AMERICAN HAMBURGERS

December 9, 2017
THE HOUSE OF ZABKA

August 4, 2017
THE HERMIT AND THE EMPEROR

June 2, 2017
SAINT TOM

January 14, 2017
PUBLIC POOL

July 19, 2016
A MEMOIR OF MAGICAL TRAVEL

July 1, 2014
MAPS (nomadic travel writing)

July 19, 2013

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