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Excerpts from my nomadic surrealist novel Never Mind the Beasts (Dostoyevsky Wannabe 2020).

Mercurius Magazine

February 3, 2021

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Down the Shankill

January 31, 2021

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Doom Drone

January 17, 2021

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Post Punk

December 31, 2020

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Squirrels and Ooglers

December 20, 2020

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Travels from Never Mind the Beasts (Part One)

December 8, 2020

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Pink Gums

December 6, 2020

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The Future is in the Wind

November 29, 2020

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LOVE IS TO SPOON AS ROCK IS TO CHIP

October 8, 2020

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SOUTH KOREA 2006

September 6, 2020

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THE DOCKLANDS

August 5, 2020

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BORA

August 1, 2020

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YOUNG LOVE

July 18, 2020

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THE TRIAL

July 5, 2020

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THE HOLY MISSION

June 30, 2020

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COFFEE HALL

June 21, 2020

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NEVER MIND THE BEASTS OPENING

June 10, 2020

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Class consciousness

June 10, 2020

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VITAMINS AND MINERALS

June 8, 2020

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HOT OFF THE PRESS

May 29, 2020

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MILTON KEYNES 2

May 24, 2020

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MILTON KEYNES 1

May 15, 2020

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WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

May 10, 2020

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COVER FOR NEVER MIND THE BEASTS

May 10, 2020

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READING FROM NEVER MIND THE BEASTS PART ONE

May 9, 2020

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Mutation

May 6, 2020

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Stay at Home Glasgow Fringe Festival

May 1, 2020

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Zion

April 24, 2020

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A PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN

April 23, 2020

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Fruit Flies

April 22, 2020

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WHAT IS A BATHTUB?

April 15, 2020

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DESTROYER AND PRESERVER

April 8, 2020

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WET N’WILD

April 6, 2020

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The Strip

April 4, 2020

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SKULL

March 27, 2020

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SQUIRRELS

March 22, 2020

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ROME

March 11, 2020

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COLONY

March 9, 2020

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RABBIT HAT

March 9, 2020

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920

March 8, 2020

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HUNK

March 7, 2020

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MEAT HELPER

March 1, 2020

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JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

February 27, 2020

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WANKER

February 23, 2020

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God is Watching You

February 14, 2020

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HOWLING DOGS & CRINKLED WHISPERS

February 1, 2020

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Survival of the Fittest

January 26, 2020

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HAMMER AND PIGGY

December 7, 2019

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All American

November 16, 2019

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Miniature Gorilla

November 9, 2019

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Invisible Monsters

July 19, 2019

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The Hacking Powders

October 29, 2018

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THE TIGERS

August 20, 2018

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THE POWER OF HERMITS

August 11, 2018

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A RABBIT HAT ADVENTURE IN LONDON

August 7, 2018

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MR WHISKERS WITHOUT THE PICNIC BASKET

May 15, 2018

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ON FATHERS

May 4, 2018

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THE BOMB, THE DEMONS, AMERICAN HAMBURGERS

December 9, 2017

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THE HOUSE OF ZABKA

August 4, 2017

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THE HERMIT AND THE EMPEROR

June 2, 2017

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SAINT TOM

January 14, 2017

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PUBLIC POOL

July 19, 2016

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A MEMOIR OF MAGICAL TRAVEL

July 1, 2014

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MAPS (nomadic travel writing)

July 19, 2013

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