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MARCUS SLEASE FICTION

Nomadic surrealist fiction by Marcus Slease.

The Woodward Review

December 16, 2022
OPENING TO DREAMLIFE OF HONEY

October 8, 2022
PUPPY LAUNCH!

November 28, 2021
Mr Peabody

July 29, 2021
GHOST CITY PRESS

July 19, 2021
MEET THE POET

June 10, 2021
HOME STAGE LIVE READING

June 6, 2021
Mercurius Magazine

February 3, 2021
Down the Shankill

January 31, 2021
Doom Drone

January 17, 2021
CHUMS

January 7, 2021
Post Punk

December 31, 2020
Squirrels and Ooglers

December 20, 2020
Travels from Never Mind the Beasts (Part One)

December 8, 2020
Pink Gums

December 6, 2020
The Future is in the Wind

November 29, 2020
How are your Jollies?

October 24, 2020
The Art of Everyone

October 16, 2020
MOON HERMIT

October 10, 2020
LOVE IS TO SPOON AS ROCK IS TO CHIP

October 8, 2020
The Best is yet to come

September 27, 2020
What are you growing into?

September 26, 2020
THEY USED TO CALL ME CHISEL FACE

September 20, 2020
SOUTH KOREA 2006

September 6, 2020
NOMADIC SURREALIST TRILOGY

August 16, 2020
THE DOCKLANDS

August 5, 2020
BORA

August 1, 2020
YOUNG LOVE

July 18, 2020
THE TRIAL

July 5, 2020
THE HOLY MISSION

June 30, 2020
COFFEE HALL

June 21, 2020
NEVER MIND THE BEASTS OPENING

June 10, 2020
Class consciousness

June 10, 2020
VITAMINS AND MINERALS

June 8, 2020
HOT OFF THE PRESS

May 29, 2020
MILTON KEYNES 2

May 24, 2020
MILTON KEYNES 1

May 15, 2020
Quarantine Report from spain, days 16-32

May 13, 2020
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

May 10, 2020
COVER FOR NEVER MIND THE BEASTS

May 10, 2020
READING FROM NEVER MIND THE BEASTS PART ONE

May 9, 2020
Mutation

May 6, 2020
Stay at Home Glasgow Fringe Festival

May 1, 2020
Bath Magg

April 25, 2020
Zion

April 24, 2020
A PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN

April 23, 2020
Fruit Flies

April 22, 2020
Lockdown in Spain: Days 10 through 15 – life in quarantine in a foreign country

April 17, 2020
WHAT IS A BATHTUB?

April 15, 2020
LOCKDOWN IN SPAIN (DAYS 1-9)

April 11, 2020
DESTROYER AND PRESERVER

April 8, 2020
WET N’WILD

April 6, 2020
The Strip

April 4, 2020
SKULL

March 27, 2020
SQUIRRELS

March 22, 2020
ONE SENTENCE STORIES

March 14, 2020
ROME

March 11, 2020
COLONY

March 9, 2020
RABBIT HAT

March 9, 2020
920

March 8, 2020
HUNK

March 7, 2020
MEAT HELPER

March 1, 2020
JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

February 27, 2020
WANKER

February 23, 2020
A BUG IN THE HOUSE

February 20, 2020
AMERICAN HORROR STORY

February 17, 2020
God is Watching You

February 14, 2020
HOWLING DOGS & CRINKLED WHISPERS

February 1, 2020
Survival of the Fittest

January 26, 2020
Blackbox Manifold 23

January 5, 2020
HAMMER AND PIGGY

December 7, 2019
Nomination for Best Microfiction 2020

December 6, 2019
All American

November 16, 2019
Miniature Gorilla

November 9, 2019
Little Shop of Horrors

October 27, 2019
The Time of the Doves

October 18, 2019
Flora and Fauna

October 10, 2019
Plaster Cocktail

August 29, 2019
Stranger Things

August 20, 2019
MID LIFE CRISIS ZINE SERIES

August 15, 2019
Invisible Monsters

July 19, 2019
PEACHES (first take)

July 13, 2019
Hermit Kingdom (the first 8 pages)

June 16, 2019
A MASK OF RUBBER BANDS

June 10, 2019
DEEP SPACE ADVENTURES

May 12, 2019
from “The Lover’s Nest”

April 22, 2019
Maryland Trip

April 15, 2019
Jitters

March 29, 2019
Dream Pop

March 29, 2019
Storm Shoes

November 20, 2018
Workers of the World

November 8, 2018
The Hacking Powders

October 29, 2018
Adjacent Pineapple

September 28, 2018
THE TIGERS

August 20, 2018
THE POWER OF HERMITS

August 11, 2018
A RABBIT HAT ADVENTURE IN LONDON

August 7, 2018
MR WHISKERS WITHOUT THE PICNIC BASKET

May 15, 2018
ON FATHERS

May 4, 2018
THE BOMB, THE DEMONS, AMERICAN HAMBURGERS

December 9, 2017
THE HOUSE OF ZABKA

August 4, 2017

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