THE FLYING SCOT

It was the mating season.  During the mating season a Flying Scot is infested with coloured mushrooms. Blooming around the snatch.We cracked crackers and got pasted. Ate Johnny cakes. Had a chinwag about the New Puritans.The New Puritans had high grip quota and the whole country was post cream.The villagers were dancing around pre-fabs.