☺

Never Mind the Beasts

—

Surreal-Absurd Stories (microfiction, prose poetry, novels)

I can’t I’m Mormon

—

by

in

My best sex was when it was prohibited. We hung pictures of Jesus on the ceiling to try and stay righteous. I ended up coming while looking at Jesus on the ceiling.

Maybe I need Jesus again!

BUY YR T-SHIRT HERE


One response to “I can’t I’m Mormon”

  1. Michael Avatar

    Nothing better’n hot Mormon love.

    Like

Leave a Reply